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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Going viral on WeChat:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Going viral on Reddit:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Just shared via Telegram:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Spotted on WeChat:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Just landed via Reddit:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Funny crumbs quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor to brighten your day 🍞😂 Whether you’re baffled by mysterious crumbs on your clothes or just love a good snack-related laugh, these witty lines will crack you up 🍪🤣 Get ready to embrace the messy moments and find joy in the tiniest bits of life—because sometimes, it’s the crumbs that tell the best stories! 🥖✨

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2 days ago
Share →: I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Commentary:
Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
5 months ago
Share →: Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Commentary:
"From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁‍♀️🛏️ #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Commentary:
"Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar's crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Commentary:
Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁‍♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Spotted on Reddit:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Trending via Telegram:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Trending via TikTok:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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