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12 Funny daylight quotes

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

1 month ago

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

1 month ago

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

1 month ago

No amount of daylight can save us.

1 month ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

But that was my emotional support daylight.

3 months ago

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

3 months ago

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

3 months ago

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

3 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

3 months ago

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

3 months ago