Funny devastating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

  Commentary:
  Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

  Commentary:
  🤣💔 Oh, the chaos of kitchen rearrangements – a significant event husbands everywhere dread! It's like a culinary treasure hunt, except the prize is, well, finding the salt shaker in the spice cabinet. Hang in there, dear husband, your culinary quest just leveled up! 🍴🔍

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻

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