48 Funny difference quotes

• People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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  3 weeks ago

  abs, chocolate, cravings, dieting, difference, fitness, humor, i, need, people, priorities, understand, want

• Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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  3 weeks ago

  bartender, context, difference, drinking, humor, job, job difference, loose, loose stool, means, medical, nurse, profession, stool, things

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptable, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, internet, internet slang, language, norm, only, saying, slang, social, social norm, socially, Spanish, speaking, still, texting, unfair

• The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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  3 weeks ago

  comparison, difference, humor, i, joke, me, need, super, super vision, superman, supervision, vision, wordplay

• “There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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  3 weeks ago

  country, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, i, insufferability, know, observation, particular, people, person, poor, poor country, rich, rich person, social, social observation, type

• Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, casual language, color, confusion, day, difference, gray, grey, honesty, humor, i, just, know, language, lie, spelling, wing

• There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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  3 weeks ago

  colour, creatures, difference, different, fan, fans, favourite, favourite colour, humour, people, personality, purple, purple fan, things

• I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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  3 weeks ago

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