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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Reported on Snapchat:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Making waves on Discord:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Trending via Slack:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Going viral on Threads:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Making waves on Facebook:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Share →: The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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"Ah, the classic love story of me and ghosting. 🕵️‍♂️💨 Who needs romance when you can have mystery, right? 👻 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Shared recently on Threads:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Trending via Reddit:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Trending via Messenger:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Making waves on Facebook:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Seen just now on WeChat:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Making waves on Messenger:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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