Funny disappearing quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  1 week ago

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• The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, disappearing, explanation, humor, me, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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  2 months ago

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• Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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  2 months ago

  camping, disappear, disappearing, fear, humor, inside, mind, never, sight, spider, surprise, tent, unexpected

• I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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  5 months ago

  disappearing, dream, escape, humor, i, nature, technology, Wi-Fi, wifi, woods

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