Funny disappearing quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic love story of me and ghosting. 🕵️‍♂️💨 Who needs romance when you can have mystery, right? 👻 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

  Commentary:
  "From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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