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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Going bananas on X:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Making waves on Facebook:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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28 shares on Discord this month:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

31 shares on Slack this month:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Going viral on Discord:

The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

Live now on Facebook:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Breaking via Threads:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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