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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
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Funny donate quotes bring a smile 😄 while inspiring generosity 💖! Whether you’re fundraising or just spreading good vibes, these witty lines add a splash of humor 🎉 to giving back. Ready to laugh and donate? Let’s make kindness contagious with a little laughter 🤣 and a whole lot of heart! ❤️✨
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Well, well, well… 📺 Plasma TVs might offer great picture quality, but who knew they were powered by human generosity and a little dash of skepticism! 😂 Don't let your precious plasma end up being pixelated on the screen, folks! #PlasmaGate 🦠📡 -
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"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬" -
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"Imagine a world where fast food runs are replaced with fat donation drives! 🍔💪 Don't fret, those extra slices of pizza might just save a life! 🍕🦸♂️ Who needs a superhero when you can be a fat-healer! 💥😂" -
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"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"
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