Commentary:
"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"
96 Funny early quotes
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.
Commentary:
"Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Commentary:
"Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"
Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.
Commentary:
"Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"
People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
Commentary:
"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"
It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
Commentary:
"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"