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Hitting the snooze button in my soul every morning! ⏰😴💼
98 Funny early quotes
Every squad has that person who has to go home early.
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When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨
Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.
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Just trying not to trip over my own feet 😆🌕💃
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
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Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖
Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.
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Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛
When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.
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Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”
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When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.
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When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
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"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"