Funny entitlement quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"

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