38 Funny etiquette quotes

• I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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  1 month ago

  bow, etiquette, hands, handshake, humor, kneel, not shaking, shaking

• I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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  1 month ago

  disrespect, etiquette, humor, i, irony, sarcasm, sir, title

• When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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  1 month ago

  around, baby, baby names, etiquette, humor, name, names, parenting, pregnant, pregnant woman, say, social, social etiquette, used, watch, watch what you say, woman, women

• A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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  activity, always, etiquette, fun, fun activity, gentleman, humor, machine, neatness, shaking, vending, vending machine

• Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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  1 month ago

  elbow, elbows, etiquette, hypocrisy, old, old person, people, person, racism, racist, rude, say, social, social etiquette, something, table

• I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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  1 month ago

  achievement, elbow, etiquette, humor, i, just, me, praise, preschool, sneeze, teacher, waiting

• My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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  1 month ago

  dining, else, etiquette, expensive, generosity, humor, me, money, order, parents, paying, raise, situation, social, social situation, someone, something, upbringing

• I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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  1 month ago

  again, communication, email, email etiquette, emails, etiquette, humor, i, know, let, life, me, office, office life, questions, sarcasm, stopped, work, work email

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