Commentary:
"Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"
65 Funny excitement quotes
You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.
Commentary:
"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.
Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷♂️"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.
Commentary:
"Next stop: The kitchen, for my epic snacking adventure! 🚪➡️🍿😄"
Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.
Commentary:
Can't argue with that! Bed is basically the VIP lounge of adulting! 😴🛏️💪
My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
Commentary:
"Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps"
There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
Commentary:
"Who needs a Thesaurus when you've got Friday? Boom shakalaka indeed – the day that brings out our inner dancing emoji! 🎉💃 #Friyay"
Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
Commentary:
🥪🏃♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"