Funny expiration quotes

Funny expiration quotes bring a hilarious twist to those pesky dates on food labels and beyond 🍕⏳ Whether it’s milk, friendships, or ideas, nothing beats a good laugh about things that just don’t last forever 🤣💥 Ready to chuckle at the unexpected ways expiration sneaks into our lives? Dive in and enjoy some witty wisdom that’s fresh and funny—no expiry needed! 🥳🕒

Funny expiration quotes - I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Commentary:
Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅