Funny expiration quotes

• I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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  2 months ago

  challenge, clean, cleaning, expiration, food, fridge, fun, game, here, humor, i, kill, mystery, play

• Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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  2 months ago

  alert, date, expiration, expiration date, food, humor, jokes, spoiler, spoiler alert

• Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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  3 months ago

  budgeting, expiration, faster, food, food waste, fruit, grocery, humor, money, paying, shopping, vegetable, vegetables, waste

• People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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  3 months ago

  attitude, date, disrespect, expiration, forgiveness, forgot, grudges, humor, i, insult, memory, people, said, shit, think

• Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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  3 months ago

  bill, bills, card, credit, credit card, date, debt, expiration, expiration date, finance, humor, just, left, money, name, only, paid, payment, thing

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