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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Trending via Facebook:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Reported on WeChat:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Just shared via Threads:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Spotted on WeChat:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Just shared via Slack:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Trending via Twitch:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Spotted on Snapchat:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Going viral on Facebook:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Just shared via Twitch:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Shared recently on Threads:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Just landed via Instagram:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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