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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Just landed via X:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Making waves on Slack:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Just shared via Threads:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Making waves on Reddit:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Spotted on YouTube:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Going viral on Threads:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Making waves on Reddit:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Spotted on Facebook:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Making waves on TikTok:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Making waves on Twitch:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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