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Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on Messenger:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Trending via Twitch:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Going viral on Reddit:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Going bananas on Instagram:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Just landed via YouTube:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Making waves on Threads:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Making waves on Threads:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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72 shares on WeChat this month:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

25 shares on Discord this month:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

81 shares on Threads this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,232

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Just shared via Twitch:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Making waves on X:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Shared recently on Instagram:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Just shared via YouTube:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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