Commentary:
"Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"
14 Funny fix quotes
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Commentary:
"Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.
Commentary:
"Silence is golden 🤫, but duct tape is silver! ✨ When words fail, duct tape prevails – the unsung hero of solving all life's little problems. Just remember, everything is fixable with a roll of duct tape! 🎉"
After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"