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16 Funny fix quotes

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025