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5 months ago
Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard
5 months ago
Share →: Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just grab my programming skills and some 'life hacks' to debug that for you! 🤖✨ Don't worry, I've got your back… or should I say, your 'binary code'! 😉 #LifeAlgorithmGlitch"
5 months ago
Share →: A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Commentary:
"If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞‍♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams"
6 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
6 months ago
Share →: A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical healing powers of peanut butter straight from the jar 🥄✨ Who needs a doctor when peanut butter is your cure-all?! Just spoon it out and watch your worries melt away. Peanut butter to the rescue! 🥜🦸‍♂️ #PeanutButterHealsAll #SpoonfulOfJoy"
6 months ago
Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
6 months ago
Share →: When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of tech life: from fixing your parents' computer to becoming the family IT guru for your kids. 🔄💻 It's like a never-ending cycle of "turn it off and on again" wisdom being passed down through the ages. Maybe we are the chosen ones who hold the elusive secrets of computer sorcery! 🔮🧙‍♂️ Just call us the Digital Wizards of the modern era! ✨🧙‍♀️
6 months ago
Share →: I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic troubleshooting method of our generation! 📺🔨 Who needs technical expertise when you've got the magic touch of a well-timed whack? 😂💥 It was a simpler time when TVs were sturdy enough to withstand our DIY repair skills! #ThrowbackTechRepair
6 months ago
Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there's our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!"