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When you upgrade your couch to a luxury suite with just one forgotten date! 🛋️➡️🛏️😅
84 Funny forgetfulness quotes
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
Commentary:
Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.
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Ah, the good old landline days—where the only password we needed was not picking up during dinner! 📞🤔😂
The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.
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Who needs Santa when your memory makes every day a surprise gift? 🎅🎁🤔
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.
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"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.
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Ah yes, the classic "Did I lock the door or just have a profound staring contest with my keys?" moment! 🔑🤔💭
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
Commentary:
Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭