37 Funny forgetfulness quotes

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Home is where you've left the shopping list.

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I don't want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025