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5 months ago
Share →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"
6 months ago
Share →: All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate security strategy: relying on short-term memory loss to safeguard your passwords! 🧠🔐 Who needs complex encryption or two-factor authentication when you've got forgetting as your greatest defense? Just make sure you don't forget where you wrote them down! 😂🔍
6 months ago
Share →: God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Commentary:
"God: 'I'm all-knowing, but honestly, sometimes ignorance looks pretty tempting… 😅🤷‍♂️🙈'"
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
6 months ago
Share →: My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Commentary:
🤔💭 *Age: the only number that can surprise you on a regular basis!* 😜🎉
6 months ago
Share →: The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! 🤔💊👓 Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm just the caboose on the train of thought – always late to the party! 🚂😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"