48 Funny forgetfulness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

  Commentary:
  "Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

  Commentary:
  "Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine having a built-in memory bank in your brain for remembering those awkward 'wait, do I know you?' encounters… 🤔🧠 #FacialRecognitionUpgradeFailed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean the app that immediately tells you everything you need to know about the person standing in front of you? 🤔😄 Well, wouldn't that make networking events a whole lot easier? No more awkward small talk or forgetting names five seconds after being introduced! Here's hoping for that next big tech breakthrough! 💥📱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"

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