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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
84 Funny forgetfulness quotes
I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?
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Ah, the real mystery of life: every room's a Bermuda Triangle for memory! 🧠🚪🤔
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
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Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.
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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️♂️
“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.
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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.
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Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
I got so lost there for a minute (several years).
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"Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"
I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.
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"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦♂️ #LostAndThirsty"