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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Making waves on Slack:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Spotted on YouTube:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Just landed via Threads:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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"French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Commentary:
Oh la la! Looks like someone's French pronunciation is a bit "faux pas"! 🙊 Time to brush up on those language skills before you accidentally order a "croissant" in a café and get a "croissant" instead! 🥐🤭
6 months ago
Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals
6 months ago
Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"
6 months ago
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Just shared via Messenger:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Seen just now on Slack:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Making waves on Instagram:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Just landed via Messenger:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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