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5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"
5 months ago
Share →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"
5 months ago
Share →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
"Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Commentary:
"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Commentary:
"Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"
5 months ago
Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Commentary:
"Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"
5 months ago
Share →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡
5 months ago
Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"
5 months ago
Share →: I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales
5 months ago
Share →: What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Commentary:
"Oh, looking to dip a toe into the world of mischief, are we? 👀 How about starting with some top-tier offenses like jaywalking without holding your buddy's hand, or speed-walking in a no-running zone? 😄 Remember, crime doesn't pay…unless it's in Monopoly money! 🎩💰 #LawlessLearner"