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Naming her 'Cafeteria' means she'll always serve up a full plate of sass 🍽️😄
176 Funny girl quotes
Every girl should have a balcony to drink and tan on.
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Sounds like a statement from the "Bachelor's Degree in Chilling" handbook!
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂