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Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
179 Funny girl quotes
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.
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When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨
Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
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Naming her 'Cafeteria' means she'll always serve up a full plate of sass 🍽️😄
Every girl should have a balcony to drink and tan on.
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Sounds like a statement from the "Bachelor's Degree in Chilling" handbook!
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals