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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
176 Funny girl quotes
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Polish girls are just winter Latinas.
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Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.
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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.
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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚