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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
179 Funny girl quotes
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.
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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Polish girls are just winter Latinas.
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Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
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Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.
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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂