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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
400 Funny going quotes
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?
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Can someone point me to the ATM that dispenses "confusion cash"? 💸🤔😅
Every squad has that person who has to go home early.
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When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨
Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.
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Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
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🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶♂️😅
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.
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Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨🍳🍳
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
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"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.
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Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟