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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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