Funny gut quotes

• Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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  5 days ago

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• You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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  1 month ago

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• Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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  1 month ago

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• Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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  1 month ago

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• Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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  1 month ago

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• I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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  1 month ago

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• No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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  2 months ago

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• Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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  4 months ago

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