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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻
408 Funny health quotes
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
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Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.
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When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.
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Double the ibuprofen, double the fun! Just don’t mix up your GPS for the bathroom! 😂🏃♂️💊
Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?
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When your anxiety insists on the night shift, but you're just trying to dream of happy llamas 🦙😴🌜
Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).
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When you try to put on your comfy PJs, but end up wearing existential dread instead 😂🛋️🌀
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.
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Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨