Funny held quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  "Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'hold me, but not responsible' dilemma! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew asking for a hug could lead to a TED talk on accountability? 😂 Remember folks, sometimes all we need is a cuddle, not a lecture on life choices! 🤗 #HugNotBlame"

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