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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
5 days ago
Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.
2 months ago
Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.
3 months ago
When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.
3 months ago