Funny held quotes

• If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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  2 months ago

  communication, date, expectations, held, humor, i, men, only, pick, plans, power, relationships, reservation, reservations, uncertainty, whatever

• Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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  2 months ago

  breakup, comfort, every, hand, held, humor, relationship, sugar, support, through

• Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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  2 months ago

  being, business, communication, great, held, hostage, humor, meetings, office, work

• Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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  2 months ago

  contempt, court, held, holding, honor, humor, i, judge, lawyer, mean, relationship, wanted, wit

• Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, cheese, food, held, humor, identity, just, lasagna, much, point, self-deprecation, together

• When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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  2 months ago

  accountable, communication, expectations, held, humor, i, irony, mean, relationship, wanted

• Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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  2 months ago

  burger, comfort, craving, held, hold, humor, i, just, life, stupid, want

• That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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  5 months ago

  accountability, accountable, celebrity, CEO, Coldplay, comparison, guy, held, humor, politics, president, satire

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