28 Funny honor quotes

• Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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  believe, experience, heartbreak, honor, hurt, i, irony, love, me, people, relationship, sarcasm, sometimes

• Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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  courtroom, fleetwood, Fleetwood Mac, go own way, honor, humor, i, independence, joke, mac, music, own, said

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  adrenaline, am, excitement, feeling, freedom, heavy, heavy metal, honor, i, know, lightning, metal, music, nature, racing, smoke, thrill, thunder, under, wind

• In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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  court, defense, funnyquote, honor, humor, i, judge, left, legal, unsupervised

• Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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  achievement, am, education, graduation, honor, humor, i, just, people, pride, sarcasm

• His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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  awkward, communication, courtroom, hands, honor, humor, joke, me, speech, stop, talking

• Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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  black, black sheep, family, honor, humor, i, identity, play, role, sarcasm, sheep

• Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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  confession, courtroom, defense, era, honor, humor, i, incident, time, villain

• I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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  chakra, court, honor, humor, i, neglect, root, root chakra, self-care, spirituality, time

• In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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  boxing, Boxing Day, court, day, defense, holiday, honor, humor, joke, misunderstanding

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