Funny quotes honor

16 Funny honor quotes

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

1 month ago

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

2 months ago

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

3 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

3 months ago

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

3 months ago

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

3 months ago

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

3 months ago

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

3 months ago

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

3 months ago

He took my last fry, your honor.

3 months ago

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

3 months ago