Commentary:
"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"
64 Funny hour quotes
I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
Commentary:
Ah, winter mornings – where the struggle to get out of bed is as real as the struggle to find daylight! 😴❄️ Embrace those extra hours of cozy lazing before the darkness creeps back in like a stealthy ninja. Who needs daylight savings when you've got a natural alarm clock telling you to hit snooze one more time? Stay snuggled up, my friends! ☀️🌒 #WinterWins #DaylightDilemma
I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
Commentary:
"Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings"
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"
I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"