Commentary:
"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"
65 Funny hour quotes
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
Commentary:
Ah, winter mornings – where the struggle to get out of bed is as real as the struggle to find daylight! 😴❄️ Embrace those extra hours of cozy lazing before the darkness creeps back in like a stealthy ninja. Who needs daylight savings when you've got a natural alarm clock telling you to hit snooze one more time? Stay snuggled up, my friends! ☀️🌒 #WinterWins #DaylightDilemma
I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
Commentary:
"Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings"
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"