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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Trending via Instagram:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Making waves on WeChat:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Just landed via X:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Funny human interaction quotes bring laughter 😂 and light-heartedness to everyday moments between people 🤝. Whether it’s awkward conversations, silly misunderstandings, or quirky habits, these gems capture the humor in how we connect 🤪. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day 🌟, they remind us that human interactions are never boring when seen through a funny lens! Ready to smile and relate? Let’s dive in! 😄✨

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Trending via Slack:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Reported on Messenger:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Just landed via Telegram:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Shared recently on X:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Going viral on Slack:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Trending via Threads:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Reported on Discord:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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