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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
14849 Funny humor quotes
Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.
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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.
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When Pixar gives you life lessons but also makes you question everything. 🍿🐜🤯
Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️♀️
I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.
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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?
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Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺