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Sounds like the ultimate staycation plan: just me, my couch, and no missing snacks. 🍕📺✌️
5664 Funny i quotes
I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.
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Trying to make relationships easy? You must have entered the universe on cheat mode 😂🛸💕
Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.
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Sounds like Elsa took "cold feet" to a whole new level! ❄️😂 #FrozenFeels
This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.
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When you realize laundry is actually an endlessly repeating cycle of betrayal 😂🧺🌀
My favourite animal is me when I have money.
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You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! 🤑💸🦖
People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.
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When the food's that good, it deserves a round of applause too! 🍽️👏🎉
If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! 😂🗑️📸
When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”
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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️