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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,326

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Spotted on TikTok:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Trending via Instagram:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Live now on Messenger:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Going viral on Slack:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

37 shares on Messenger this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,439

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Just landed via Telegram:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Shared recently on X:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Just landed via X:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Spotted on Facebook:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on Threads:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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