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6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"
6 months ago
Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Commentary:
Don't worry, my friend! When it comes to cheese, there's no such thing as "too much" – just ask any cheese lover! 🧀🧀 So go ahead and add that extra sprinkle of cheesy goodness with confidence! Just remember, life is always better with a little extra cheese! 🧀😄
6 months ago
Share →: I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Commentary:
"Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Commentary:
"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"
6 months ago
Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"
6 months ago
Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Commentary:
"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"
6 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Commentary:
Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️
6 months ago
Share →: Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Commentary:
"Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin"