57 Funny indulgence quotes

• All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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  2 months ago

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• My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, consumerism, gift, humor, indulgence, problem, self-gifting, shopping

• I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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  2 months ago

  bell, body, cravings, fast, fast food, food, humor, indulgence, needs, punishment, sometimes, taco, Taco Bell

• I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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  2 months ago

  craving, eating, food, humor, i, indulgence, just, know, snack

• You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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  2 months ago

  breakfast, cheesecake, choice, eat, even, food, freedom, humor, indulgence, police, stop, want

• Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, cooky, diet, eat, eating, finish, food, holidays, humor, indulgence, longer, temptation

• The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, craving, food, humor, i, indulgence, minute, next, only, problem, snack, sweetness

• Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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  2 months ago

  dessert, family, humor, indulgence, just, loneliness, looks, me, night, size, snack, Toblerone, tonight

• Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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  2 months ago

  bag, cheese, comfort, comfort food, eat, eating, food, humor, indulgence, just, need, shredded, shredded cheese, snack, sometimes, straight

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