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5 months ago
Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"
5 months ago
Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"
5 months ago
Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Commentary:
"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"
5 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️
5 months ago
Share →: Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Commentary:
"Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin"
5 months ago
Share →: Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Commentary:
"Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don't we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"
5 months ago
Share →: I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Commentary:
"Who needs a reason to eat cake? 🎂 Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it's somebody's birthday EVERY day! 🎉🍰 #CakeForEveryOccasion"