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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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