Commentary:
"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
Funny invisible quotes
There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖
This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.
Commentary:
Ah, well, I guess all the chronic masturbators out there must have some special x-ray vision then! 👀🔍 Or maybe they just have a knack for deciphering hidden messages in the most unconventional places! 🤔😂