Funny invisible quotes

• Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, hoop, hula, hula hoop, humor, invisible, joke, people, playful, prank, reaction, silly, using, weird, weird behavior

• Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, canary, exaggeration, fragrance, humor, invisible, invisible accessory, kill, perfume, room, scent

• There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  book, distraction, every, humor, husband, i, invisible, invisible mechanism, me, mechanism, open, reading, talk, time, trying

• This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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  2 months ago

  humor, invisible, masturbate, people, read

• Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, costume, disguise, going, Halloween, humor, invisible, Invisible Man, man, party, year

• This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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  3 months ago

  heathen, humor, invisible, joke, only, post

• This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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  5 months ago

  going, hell, humor, invisible, joke, media, only, post, secret, social, social media, spooky

• If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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  5 months ago

  charm, day, ever, extended, golden, here, hospitality, houseguest, humor, invisibility, invisible, night, period, rule, success, time, yourself

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