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Funny invisible quotes

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025