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Funny invisible quotes

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

3 months ago

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

3 months ago

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

3 months ago