Funny invisible quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙‍♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, well, I guess all the chronic masturbators out there must have some special x-ray vision then! 👀🔍 Or maybe they just have a knack for deciphering hidden messages in the most unconventional places! 🤔😂

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