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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Breaking via TikTok:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Making waves on YouTube:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Making waves on TikTok:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Spotted on YouTube:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Trending via YouTube:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Seen just now on X:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Funny invited quotes

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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2 months ago

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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2 months ago

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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2 months ago

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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2 months ago

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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2 months ago

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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4 months ago

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

12 shares on X this month:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Trending via Pinterest:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Breaking via Twitch:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Trending via Facebook:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Just landed via Facebook:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Spotted on Messenger:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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