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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Trending via Messenger:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Breaking via Telegram:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Live now on Telegram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Going viral on WeChat:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Funny invited quotes bring a burst of laughter to any gathering 🎉😂 Perfect for spicing up invites, speeches, or just sharing a smile 😄✨ Whether you’re hosting a party or sending a cheeky message, these witty lines add the perfect playful twist 🎈📩 Get ready to turn any event into a fun-filled memory with humor that everyone will love! 🎊🤣

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1 day ago
Share →: I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Commentary:
When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
2 weeks ago
Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Commentary:
Looks like sometimes it's better to have the option to decline rather than face the FOMO! 🙈 Who needs party invites when you've got Netflix and pajamas, am I right? 😂 #IntrovertLife
6 months ago
Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
6 months ago
Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Just shared via Threads:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Live now on Snapchat:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Just landed via Instagram:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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