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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Live now on Pinterest:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Funny invited quotes

Funny invited quotes bring a burst of laughter to any gathering 🎉😂 Perfect for spicing up invites, speeches, or just sharing a smile 😄✨ Whether you’re hosting a party or sending a cheeky message, these witty lines add the perfect playful twist 🎈📩 Get ready to turn any event into a fun-filled memory with humor that everyone will love! 🎊🤣

New funny invited quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Commentary:
When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
3 weeks ago
Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Commentary:
Looks like sometimes it's better to have the option to decline rather than face the FOMO! 🙈 Who needs party invites when you've got Netflix and pajamas, am I right? 😂 #IntrovertLife
6 months ago
Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
6 months ago
Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"