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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Just landed via X:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Just landed via YouTube:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Just shared via Discord:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Trending via TikTok:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Making waves on X:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Making waves on Messenger:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never eat more than you can lift.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a job ruined my life.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Just landed via Slack:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Shared recently on X:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Just shared via Twitch:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Spotted on Threads:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Spotted on Reddit:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Trending via Instagram:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Spotted on Telegram:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Shared recently on Slack:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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