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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Just shared via Slack:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Making waves on Instagram:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Funny label quotes

Funny label quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday items, turning ordinary packaging into instant mood boosters 😂🎉 Whether on snacks, gifts, or quirky products, these witty phrases make you smile before you even open them 😄✨ Get ready to laugh out loud and share the fun—because who said labels have to be boring? 🎈📦 Let’s dive into the world of clever, cheeky, and downright hilarious label quotes! 🤪🛍️

New funny label quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Commentary:
Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸‍♂️🛑✈️
3 days ago
Share →: My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Commentary:
Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
2 months ago
Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"
6 months ago
Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I am cassette tape years old.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Live now on Telegram:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Live now on WeChat:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Trending via Instagram:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Going viral on Instagram:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Going viral on Instagram:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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