Funny label quotes

• We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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  4 weeks ago

  costume, costume safety, fly, flying, humor, label, labels, safety, superhero, superman, Superman costume, telling, warning, warning label, why

• My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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  4 weeks ago

  bit, box, curiosity, found, home, home video, humor, i, label, mystery, nervous, nostalgia, retro, tape, torn, torn label, VHS, VHS tape, video

• Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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  1 month ago

  90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine

• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  1 month ago

  cause, energy, humor, irony, just, label, loss, medication, read, removal, thinking, warning, weight, weight loss, wishful, wishful thinking, wrinkle, wrinkle removal

• People should come with warning labels.

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  1 month ago

  humor, interaction, label, labels, people, personality, should, social, social interaction, warning, warning label

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