Commentary:
"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
142 Funny lifestyle quotes
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.
Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?
Commentary:
"Professional Nap Analyst! 😴💼 You can't get fired if you never get hired! 😂"
If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?
Commentary:
"Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"
Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.
Commentary:
"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"
I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.
Commentary:
"Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"
I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.
Commentary:
"When your champagne dreams are on a soda budget! 😅🥂💸 #ManifestingMultipleIncomes"