Funny masculinity quotes

• Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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  2 months ago

  cuddle, dating, gender, gender roles, humor, irony, little, masculinity, men, relationship, roles, spoon, used, want, war

• Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, daily, daily life, dog, enthusiasm, every, excited, excitement, happen, hell, humor, i, life, man, masculinity, moment, motivation, pet, real, shit, stand, time

• The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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  2 months ago

  after, attitude, bathroom, concern, confidence, drops, embarrassment, even, humor, lion, masculinity, pee, shake, shower, small, sure, urinal

• Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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  2 months ago

  arguing, argument, charm, compliment, confidence, cook, cooking, flirtation, fun, handsome, humor, man, masculinity, relationship, say, whatever

• You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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  2 months ago

  always, appearance, humor, identity, masculinity, mustache, performative, representative, spirit, tell, true

• I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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  2 months ago

  depot, DIY, home, Home Depot, humor, joke, man, masculinity, real, surgery, vasectomy

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