Funny masculinity quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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