Funny masculinity quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

  Commentary:
  😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸‍♂️📺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

  Commentary:
  🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

  Commentary:
  When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old conundrum of the deceptive ‘stache! 🧐 It’s like a tiny, wiggly curtain trying to hide the true face behind it. 🎭 Beware the mustache charlatans, for their upper lip abode may not be what it seems! 🕵️‍♂️👨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood"

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