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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Just landed via Instagram:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Just shared via Slack:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Seen just now on YouTube:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Just shared via Twitch:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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24 hours ago
Share →: Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Commentary:
Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉
2 months ago
Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Commentary:
"Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"
4 months ago
Share →: Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Commentary:
🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁‍♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟
6 months ago
Share →: Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes
6 months ago
Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Commentary:
"Oh, the good ol' days when we could rely on just one unreliable source for our daily dose of confusion! 🙈 Now we're swimming in a sea of misinformation from every direction! 🌊😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Spotted on Discord:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Spotted on Messenger:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Live now on Pinterest:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Trending via Discord:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Just landed via Messenger:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Just landed via Instagram:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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