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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Going viral on Slack:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Trending via WeChat:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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44 shares on Reddit this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

60 shares on X this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

46 shares on X this month:

Never trust a wet fart.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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I had too much to think last night.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Live now on Slack:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Making waves on Discord:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Just landed via TikTok:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Shared recently on Slack:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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