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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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11,995

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Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Freshly posted on X:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Just shared via Slack:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Trending via YouTube:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Just shared via Discord:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Reported on Slack:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Spotted on TikTok:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Funny modern love quotes

Funny modern love quotes bring a fresh twist to romance 💕, mixing humor with heart 💬. Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these clever lines add laughter 😂 and lightness to love stories. Perfect for texting your crush 📱 or spicing up date night, they remind us that love doesn’t always have to be serious—sometimes it’s just plain hilarious! Ready to smile and swoon? Let’s dive in! 😄💖

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2 months ago
Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern dating landscape – a complex dance of complication and chaos! 🕺💔 It's like trying to find a unicorn in a field of mermaids and centaurs! 🦄🧜‍♂️ But hey, just remember, finding someone who's not a little damaged is like finding a needle in a haystack… in a tornado! 🌪️📍 Keep your sense of humor intact and your heart open, for love will find its way

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Spotted on Slack:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Trending via TikTok:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Just shared via Discord:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Live now on WeChat:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Going viral on Twitch:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Spotted on Instagram:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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