Funny modern love quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern dating landscape – a complex dance of complication and chaos! 🕺💔 It's like trying to find a unicorn in a field of mermaids and centaurs! 🦄🧜‍♂️ But hey, just remember, finding someone who's not a little damaged is like finding a needle in a haystack… in a tornado! 🌪️📍 Keep your sense of humor intact and your heart open, for love will find its way

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