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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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