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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,665

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Just shared via Instagram:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Just shared via YouTube:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Funny mutual quotes

Funny mutual quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those hilarious connections we share with friends and loved ones 🤣✨ Whether you’re bonding over inside jokes or playful banter, these gems capture the laughter and shared moments that make relationships so special 😂💬 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as we dive into the funniest mutual quotes that prove laughter truly is the best glue! 🎉🫂

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Messenger this month:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

51 shares on X this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

12 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,245

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Broadcasted on Threads:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Spotted on Twitch:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Going viral on Discord:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Trending via Discord:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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