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Oh, perfect! Just needed someone to say it—problem solved! 😂🤔✨
91 Funny oh quotes
A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.
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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
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Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.
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Just when you thought it was safe to scroll… BAM! Bonus content! 😂📜🚀
“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.
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Turning coupon clipping into fine art 😉👜
When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
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Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰
The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”
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Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦♂️😂 #SkincareGoals
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.
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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️