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Laughing through life like it's my cardio workout 😂💪
114 Funny once quotes
“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?
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Normalize laughing at ourselves for not being normal! 😆🤷♂️
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.
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That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic.
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Talk about thinking you're untouchable—those geese must have been former traffic wardens in a past life!
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.
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When I get upset, I unleash my inner evil genius—complete with evil laughs and a dramatic cape swirl! 👿🦹♂️💥
I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.
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Seriously, what kind of sorcery is this? 🤔🥡🍜
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
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Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.
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Sounds like a solid life hack! Now, if only I could get my cat to look at me the same way… 😸❤️
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills