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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Going viral on Reddit:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Just shared via Telegram:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on YouTube this month:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

29 shares on Threads this month:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Being awake is the worst.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,589

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Seen just now on Threads:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Making waves on Messenger:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Shared recently on X:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Trending via Facebook:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Live now on Pinterest:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Freshly posted on X:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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