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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Funny oops quotes

Funny oops quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those little slip-ups and awkward moments 😂🙈! Whether you’ve spilled coffee or sent a text to the wrong person, these playful sayings turn blunders into belly laughs 🤪✨. Embrace the chaos, celebrate the mishaps, and remember that sometimes the best stories start with a hilarious oops moment! 🎉💥 #Oops #LaughItOff

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Commentary:
Seems like your brain decided to throw a wild party without permission! 🧠🎉 Maybe it's time for a mental hangover cure – a nap and some ice cream! 🍦💭 Just remember, thinking is like a workout for your brain- don't skip leg day…I mean, mind day! 💪😜