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When life hands you sweaty kids, pour yourself a glass and call it ‘Parenting Pinot’ 🍷😅
393 Funny parenting quotes
Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
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Parenting level unlocked: Turn mess into mystery with the classic 'closed door' technique! 🚪😄✨
Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.
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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.
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Unlocking new levels of vocabulary: the DIY furniture edition! 🛠️🤬🤯
Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”
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Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores 🌊🧽🥴
Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.
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When your kids have better social skills but questionable taste in friends 😅🤦♂️👶
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
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That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.
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Sounds like you're earning a PhD in Teenage Drama Survival 😂🏆 #SurvivalSkills #MomLife