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Funny peeing quotes

Funny peeing quotes 🚽💦 bring a splash of humor to one of life’s most basic moments! Whether you’re looking to lighten up a bathroom break or share a chuckle with friends, these witty lines will have you giggling in no time 😂✨. Get ready to turn an everyday routine into a fountain of fun! 🎉🤣

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Posted on2 weeks ago

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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