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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

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17,569

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Going viral on Facebook:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Breaking via Facebook:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

63 shares on TikTok this month:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,483

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Breaking via Messenger:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Trending via Reddit:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Seen just now on Slack:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Making waves on YouTube:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Just shared via Discord:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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