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I'd recommend some ghost therapy for my buddy, but I'm afraid they'd become pals and plan a haunting party instead! 👻🎉👻
1149 Funny people quotes
Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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When you’re the master of the "I got this" illusion but secretly starring in a soap opera 🍿🤦♂️😂
Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.
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"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! 🎉📵😂"
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.
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When you realize your crypto investment is the financial version of "I can't believe it's not butter!" 🧈😂🚀
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! 🎄😅✨
People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.
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When your bank account's as antisocial as you want to be after work. 💸😅💤
We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Can't help but wonder if "robo-chatters" would spark an AI revolution 🤖💬 #WatchOutForTheOverlords